So this is something I didn’t know about – a chain of “sports bars” called Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill. “Bikinis” isn’t the name of the owner but what the servers – all women, of course – wear.
How “America’s Only Breastaurant®” got started…
It all started back in the winter of 2001. Weary of the technology world, and discouraged by the “dot-com” implosion that was happening all around him, Doug Guller packed his bags and headed to Australia for a much needed vacation.
While sitting at a bar on the Australian coast, watching some rugby on a small TV nearby, an attractive server approached and asked, “Wanna beer, mate?”
At that moment, all Doug could do was smile. Life suddenly made sense to him. He thought to himself, “This is a nearly perfect combination: relaxing, drinking, sports, girls, service. … plus great food.
The idea behind the Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill® concept was soon born.
There are a few words left out. It should be “an attractive server in a bikini approached.”
It wasn’t long afterward that the first Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill® location opened in Austin, Texas. The popularity of the concept which offered an unbeatable mix of sex appeal, sports, and delicious food soon led to the opening of 10 more locations over the next 5 years… in Texas and beyond.
Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill®, “Americas Only Sports Breastaurant!®”
Well not exactly “sex appeal” tout court. The sex appeal is, obviously, for straight men. It’s a Breastaurant!®, after all; there are no men in bikinis shown or mentioned. It’s like Hooters only – well no it’s just like Hooters.
There are eight of them. They’re all in Texas. Or, if you look at the Careers page, there are ten, or eleven if there are two in Austin as the Location page says, and one of the ten (or eleven) is in Oklahoma City. There are some manager jobs and some server jobs. The managers wear shirts and the servers wear bikini tops.
Let’s look at the job requirements for servers (who are also bartenders).
Purpose
Bikinis Babes at Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill are more than your average food and cocktail servers. They are the physical embodiment of Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill: sexy, fun, friendly and entertaining. The environment you create is the reason our customers choose to spend time with us.
Basically sex workers, but paid less.
Job Duties
- Provide customers a fun, entertaining and visually appealing experience.
- Greet and attend to customers in friendly, upbeat and welcoming manner.
Then there’s some strange alien bafflegab about serving food and explaining menu items and shit, but nobody cares about that when there are tits to look at.
Then there’s how to deal with problem customers.
- Visit with customers, as time permits, to ensure they have a good time—take an interest in them and be able to converse about current sports events.
- On occasion, a customer may conduct himself/herself in an rude, offensive or inappropriate manner. Such conduct may, at times, be due to excessive drinking. Such behavior is not condoned. When this occurs, please notify your coach or another manager, who will handle the situation.
It’s like this. We put you out there, in your bikini top and your sexy fun friendly entertaining physical embodiment of Bikinis Sports Bar and Grillitude, and the result is that some customers grab your bum or your tits or maybe just plain try to yank your pants down. Such behavior is not condoned. (By whom? Oh, that would be telling, we can’t answer questions like that. It just isn’t, that’s all.) When it happens – as it will, because of the way we present you – tell someone else rather than emptying a pitcher of ice water on the guy’s head.
Requirements
- Must wear Bikinis Babes uniform, and present herself in a favorable, appealing manner to our customers. Must be well groomed, and maintain good personal hygiene.
And Bikinis Babes uniform is? I bet you can figure it out.
Then there’s a bunch of palaver about showing up on time and serving customers while remaining sexy – but of course all that is way second to wearing the Bikinis Babes uniform. First duty: show us your tits!
The last item is interesting though.
- Able to handle difficult customers, or any customer complaints, in a tactful, courteous and professional manner.
The difficult customers we set you up to have to deal with by making you serve people food and alcohol while wearing a bikini.
(This is a syndicated post. Read the original at FreeThoughtBlogs.)