Originally a comment by Screechy Monkey on The remarks were cryptic and left room for broad interpretation.
Trump: “So remind me again why I shouldn’t nuke ’em?”
General (desperately wishing he’d taken that retirement): “Well, sir, first of all, the immediate impact would involve the deaths of millions of innocent civilians.”
Trump: “But foreigners, right?”
General: “Well, yes. And there would likely be millions more casualties in the long-term due to fallout and increased cancer risks….”
Trump (eyes glazing over, tiny trigger finger itching)
General: “…uh, and also, there would likely be a reprisal.”
Trump: “Yeah, but not nuclear, right?”
General: “Actually, yes. Their nuclear capabilities consist of…”
Trump: “THEY’RE ALLOWED TO HAVE NUKES? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?”
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