Ok seeing the headline on the BBC main page Police take budgie lost in storm under their wing I had to click on it, just for the headline. It’s a different headline on the article itself, not as winsome or amusing, but since I’m there anyway you might as well learn about the budgie rescue.
Transport Police in Essex have named their new recruit Barry after finding him “slightly shaken up” at Southend Victoria station on Monday.
Naturally he was shaken up. Budgies don’t take trains.
… Read the restThe lost Budgie is now know as PB Barry
We've upgraded Barry from his cardboard box & given him ample food & water
We're still looking for Barrys rightful owner, but until then