Pollster: Excuse me, sir.
Jesus: I forgive you.
Pollster: No, I mean I want a minute or two of your time for a survey I’m doing.
Jesus: I have all the time in the world. And then some.
Pollster: We’re surveying religious attitudes–random sample, of 1200 adults. Can I ask, What’s your occupation.
Jesus: I am a messiah.
Pollster: Can you spell that.
Jesus: C-h-r-i-s-t. It’s the Greek form.
Pollster: Are you Greek?
Jesus: No, Palestinian Jew. I’ve been working here in the States for ages though. Things in Europe aren’t what they used to be. I find that in America, you can be anything you want—even a humble carpenter’s … Read the rest