You can’t handle the glare
Mike Pence is super mad at North Korea.
Brrr. I wouldn’t want to defy his orders.
The Borowitz Report says it worked.
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In a major foreign-policy coup for the Trump Administration, North Korea offered to unconditionally abandon its nuclear program on Monday, after Mike Pence spent several minutes angrily squinting at the nation from just across the border.
Warning North Korea that the United States had jettisoned its policy of “strategic patience” and that “all options were on the table,” Pence fixed his steely glare on the isolated Communist nation and began furiously staring it down.
After Pence spent between five and six minutes demonstrating U.S. resolve by squinting indignantly, the government in Pyongyang released a statement indicating that North Korea’s nuclear ambitions were a thing of the past.
I would too.
Oh, man. So much scowl.
He’s had practice staring like that at women who’ve had sex outside marriage, women who use birth control, women who needed an abortion, women who needed health care and, well, just women in general.
On the side he practised staring like that at gay people and their supporters, democrats and anyone who mentioned climate change without laughing derisively afterward.
He looks like he’s trying to suppress a fart. Also, love his V.P. badge; is that so his boss always remembers who he is?
The jacket looks like it was made for this particular photo op. What do the badges on the other side say?