Helping
Hey – want to do something? Want to make a difference? Want to make all the horrid oil in the gulf turn into nice healthy salt water and plankton and plastic water bottles? You can do all that. Deepak Chopra and Jean Houston and all those people will show you the way.
First step is tomorrow, 10 a.m. where I am, whatever time it is where you are. That’s Setting Our Sacred Intention time.
We begin by setting our collective intention. Join Deepak Chopra to set our powerful vision and participate in a worldwide Intention Experiment with renowned author and journalist Lynne McTaggart. Explore how our collective intention, our voice and our commitment can impact the cleanup of the oil spill. And then we will be graced by Jean Houston who will share with us why this time matters and why we matter.
Next step is July 6, 5:30 p.m. where I am, you figure it out where you are. This is The Power of Sacred Prayer. (Not to be confused with The Power of Mundane Prayer.)
Our collective prayers and thoughts have the power to cause a profound shift on the planet. Pray with some of the most powerful spiritual thought leaders – Reverend Michael Bernard Beckwith, Joan Borysenko, James O’Dea and more. Together we discover that we have the power to change the world.
So at about 6:30 p.m. my time on Tuesday July 6th (frankly I don’t care what time it is where you are) all the oil in and around the Gulf will suddenly crinkle up like tissue paper and then kind of dry out like an old orange peel and then it will just evaporate, in a non-toxic way, and that will be the end of that. All everybody has to do is re-stock the fish and other fauna, and everything is made whole. Just by all praying together at the same time. Way easier than trying to engineer a way to seal off the oil, and trying to mop up millions of barrels of the fucking stuff. Also prettier, nicer, more spirichal, and with fluffier hair.
See you tomorrow at 10 a.m. my time! Bring pastries.
at least this bunch aren’t doing any harm when they’re praying. Whay if they actually tried todo somethingpractical?
So God has just been waiting around diffidently, hoping we will ask him to clean this up?
Notice the other interesting thing they’re doing: they’re asking for donations, all to be funneled into the Chopra Foundation. I wonder how much of that money will actually get to the communities involved? They’ve got 10 people with massive egos and completely disconnected from reality highlighted in the ad, about 50 “evolutionary leaders” shown at the bottom of the page, and several of these loons are flying down to the Gulf to hand over the cash.
Ohhhhh I’m sure they’ll hand over most of it, apart from giving themselves a really nice lunch on the way down to the Gulf. Pretty sure. Sort of sure.
Is this a joke? What idiot could fall for this shit?
The anti-vaxxers of Ashland, Oregon for instance! They could, and people like them could. They’re way good at falling for stuff.
That’s intelligent design out the window…
Isn’t Deepak Chopra the guy who caused the earthquake? I don’t think he’s got the hang of his power yet. Wouldn’t it be better to put our trust in Superman – or better still Aquaman – I hear he’s usually hanging around looking for something to do.
Just treating this nonsense with the respect it deserve!
So what will be the next step when the prayers don’t work on July 6th? Or is the fulfillment timeline variable and dependent upon when BP actually gets the well capped (presumably sometime in August if they stay on track)? That way whenever BP does finally succeed it’ll be magic-man that actually did it! As for Deepak what kind of “leader” sells enlightenment? No answers please it’s a rhetorical question
I’m looking forward to seeing what the next step will be when the prayers don’t work on July 6th. Perhaps it will just be a tranquil silence.