Imaginary Offense and Real Censorship
So it turns out that Sacranie isn’t all that gleeful after all. Or perhaps he is but thinks it politic to pretend not to be. Or perhaps he is but wants to throw his weight around some more anyway – yes that could be it, that seems to fit.
The Muslim Council of Britain told the BBC News website: “We have not received any complaints about this piece of artwork. We would have preferred to have been consulted by Tate Britain before the decision was taken to remove John Latham’s piece. Sometimes presumptions are incorrectly made about what is unacceptable to Muslims and this can be counter-productive.”
Ah – is that what you would have preferred. Is it really. Yes well I would have preferred to have been consulted by a great many people about a great many things before they did them. Gosh, that would be a long list. Crap books, ugly houses, crap movies, stupid policies, ugly clothes, silly names. But oddly enough people mostly don’t consult me before they do things. Maybe if I started a Council they would? I’d better get busy and do that then. Let’s all start Councils so that everyone will have to consult everyone before doing anything. Let’s just spend all our time asking various assorted groups and ‘communities’ for permission to write anything, say anything, think anything, sculpt anything, act anything, tease anything. Let’s devote every bit of our time and energy to pre-emptive consulation and judgment and permission-seeking and no-saying and offence-taking and sensitivity-respecting, and that way we’ll never have to actually do or produce anything and pretty soon we’ll all starve to death or die of boredom and everything will be fine.
But really. The self-importance of that statement is pretty remarkable. The assumption that the MCB knows ‘what is unacceptable to Muslims’ and is the bod to consult on the subject, when in fact lots of Muslims find the MCB itself ‘unacceptable.’ And the BBC’s continued ongoing fostering of that very assumption by itself ‘consulting’ the MCB. And of course even more, the calm, smug, authoritarian assumption that Muslims or any religious group should be able to tell a secular national museum what not to display.
It’s all meme-work, self-fulfilling prophesy, thought-shaping. The more the MCB is treated as coterminous with ‘Muslims’ the more the MCB gets to shape what all but consciously skeptical or rebellious Muslims do think. And the more institutions defer to predicted ‘offended’ ‘sensitivities’ the more sensitive people will think they ought to be offended by everything. And the more institutions like theatres and museums (and no doubt publishers) censor themselves in advance, as a precaution, just in case, because oh dear you know maybe – the more emptied-out everyone’s mental world will become.
It’s appalling.
I’m offended by the fact that anyone would think what the MCB thinks about anything matters one whit. I insist upon being consulted before anyone implies that it does in print ever again.
The BBC did not consult me on this. No one has consulted me on this. Hence, my sensibilities are injured. Hence, I demand a law. And lots of press. Interviews.
That’s it for now. Gotta go draft some press releases.
I’d join your council. I am brimming with irritable statements I’d like to deliver to people who act as I would not wish them to act. There are all kinds of people I’d like to hassle. (Why, the Discovery Institute is right here in town.) How fun to do it with authority, however fake!
The Discovery Institute? Now that’s offensive. I’m so there.
Wildly off topic, but Ophelia, you just posted an article Harvey Mansfield. What a thoroughly unpleasant experience that was. I notice that he is currently working on a book on ‘manliness’. My breath is bated.
Right, let’s just set up the Irritated Council of Wherever, then. Soon radio stations and car designers and whoever thought up those silly short pants for women will be worriedly consulting us before they do anything at all. I’ll be president, because I want to.
Yes, I throw items like Harvey Mansfield into the mix now and then, Don – in hopes of getting irritated reactions. (See? on topic after all.)
Now I’m irritated that you didn’t consult your readers before declaring yourself the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of the Irritated Council of Wherever.
The B & W Readers’ Council, motto: “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore” (Peter Finch in movie “Network”, see http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechnetwork2.html)
Your use of the word ‘mad’ above is tantamount to accusing all BWRC members of being mentally ill. You will also be hearing from Madeline.
It’s so easy!
Just read the Mansfield article. What is interesting is his link between “sensitivity” and therapy. We have to be “sensitive” to another person to maintain their self- esteem in a similar way to a psychotherapist trying to recover a person’s self esteem on the couch.
Are cultural relativists trying to convert us into therapists?- just a thought.
Oh and sign me up for the B&W Readers council. I’m just offended and sensitive in general.
Chris Williams wrote: “I have already been co-opted to the chair..”.
That sounds painful. Was an anaesthetic required?
I implore all not to join the so-called “B & W Readers’ Council”, or encourage these duplicitous infidels in any way. It is in fact The Popular People’s Front of B & W which is the sole true representative of genuine B&W readers. We offer not only refuge from infinitesimally offensive postings; we will also be able to demonstrate an impressive track rate as lobbyists.
We also match sensitive thoughtful and devout males with suitable ‘Madelines’ following induction at a relaxing Home Counties location, and a series of complex questionaires and profiling sessions.
(Register now for only £1.00 )
Yes but do you then offer those sensitive devout males a nice madeleine dipped in tea? If not, it’s not a very Popular kind of People’s Front, is it now.
Il n’y a rien a dire, sauf “Splitters!”
OB – A little ego trip from the feminists there… nonetheless, in the spirit of diversity, we have taken on board your comments. (Registration has increased to Euros 1000,00 due to general biscuit costs.)