No exception for “extrauterine children”

Frozen objects in test tubes are children, according to the Alabama Supreme Court. Not potential children, future children, the makings of children, but children.

Referencing antiabortion language in the state constitution, the judges’ majority opinion said that an 1872 statute allowing parents to sue over the wrongful death of a minor child applies to “unborn children,” with no exception for “extrauterine children.”

“Even before birth, all human beings have the image of God, and their lives cannot be destroyed without effacing his glory,” Chief Justice Tom Parker wrote in a concurring opinion.

But. But. But “God” isn’t real, “God” is an idea invented by humans. We don’t even know what “the image of God” would look like, because there are no photos. You might as well say embryos in test tubes have the image of Jane Eyre or Bugs Bunny or Yosemite Sam. “God” is just a name, with nothing to stick it to. And what does it mean to “efface” someone’s “glory”?

If only we could lock the god-botherers and the gender-botherers in a room and let them argue with each other from here to eternity. So many problems solved.

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