Scowly McScowlface
Mugshot has landed, repeat, mugshot has landed.
He’s such an idiot. Clearly the idea is Mister Defiant. You can’t get me, you’re all a bunch of communists, I’ll have your guts for garters, I AM A TOUGH GUY. But he just looks stupid and infantile. A disdainful smirk would have been much more effective, but he’s too stupid to think of it.
Of course, I say stupid, but he may win in the end all the same. This tells us, depressingly, that there are a lot more people who are both stupid and mean than we realized.
I skowll achoo. Im tuff. I will kill yooo.
Mugged!
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish there was a video of me, seeing your headline, scrolling down, seeing the picture, and then exploding in laughter because that far exceeded even my wildest expectations.
I could be a TikTok star if I just film myself every time you post something that looks like it’s gonna be good.
Everything about him is so fucking absurd. Everything, everything. I would despair, but at least it’s good for a hearty belly laugh once in awhile.
He’s practicing his “I hope they don’t mess with me in the lunch room” look.
I’m not disappointed by the mug shot, but I am disappointed they let him get away with self-reporting his weight and height.
There is no way in hell Trump is 6’3″ and 215 pounds. He’s probably more like 6’0″ and 275 pounds. He doesn’t have a waist so much as an equator. But I guess he identifies as being the same height and weight as Muhammad Ali in his prime.
Maybe he has word that allocated cell size depends on the inmate’s height and weight; in the Georgia State Pen or whatever hoosegow he is likely to finish up in. So the fierce photo is just a try-on for that, and a cover for all possibilities.
Who can blame him.?
Alas how true, but you only need to look at the moronic questions posted at Quora to know how many there are. There is a theory popular with some responders that the worst questions are posted by a computer, but I believe they are real.
Here’s how to do “Don’t fuck with me” : https://karsh.org/photographs/winston-churchill/
Just as soon as he gets out on bail, Trump maintains that all he did was legally contest the election results. He did do that of course, but that isn’t all he did. These charges have absolutely nothing to do with his legal contests. He lost those, in fact the Georgia votes were counted three times with the same result — he lost. His spin about how he “challenged the election” and how it was “stolen” is what he maintains, which even to this day goes beyond simply contesting the election results. I wonder if the people who voted for him know how much contempt he has for them with this deliberate propaganda. He must think everyone is as stupid and corrupt as he is.
Trump did choose the course he is on. Charlie Sykes take is interesting:
Food for thought; I guess for all but Trump and his die-hard, chaotic and brainless supporters.
https://morningshots.thebulwark.com/p/the-mugshot?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
This mugshot is different from the other mugshots. The county sheriff’s badge on the wall is much smaller in DJT’s photo than in any of the other mugshots. It’s as if he got to stand 10 feet forward from the wall, and have Photoshop artists touch up his photo. Look at the gorgeous blond hair, with the lighting just so, from above!
Ironic that he’s back on Musk’s ‘X’ platform, given that Trump is like a Tesla car; neither can go anywhere without being charged.
And true to form, that mugshot is being used in his latest fundraising efforts, being emblazoned on a $34 t-shirt over the caption ‘NEVER SURRENDER’!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/24/trump-surrender-fulton-county-jail-georgia-indictment/
But of course. It’s all part of the plan.
The Kubrick Stare, peak derangement:
https://twitter.com/ChloeNumberIII/status/1694876009399451755
“Never surrender!” as a slogan on a photo taken when surrendering to authorities to be arrested, booked, fingerprinted, mugshotted, and released on bail. If he really meant, “never surrender,” he would, um, never have, you know, surrendered.
Based on his reported height and weight, apparently this is Trump.