Stolen by the socialists
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) has been telling colleagues and allies that he plans to challenge the Electoral College votes when Congress officially certifies Joe Biden’s victory on Jan. 6, as long as a Senate Republican joins him in the long-shot effort, sources tell your Huddle host.
Sure, and I plan to be a billionaire with the power of flight by next Tuesday.
Brooks confirmed his plans in a phone interview, adding that he is still considering objecting to the vote-counting process even if no one joins him — though he acknowledged that would be more of a symbolic protest. Brooks, echoing President Donald Trump’s baseless claims of voter fraud without providing evidence, argued that the election was “badly flawed” and that most mail-in voting is “unconstitutional.”
And your refrigerator is beaming your thoughts to a spaceship hiding behind Mars, and the Pope has a side gig driving the D bus to Ballard.
“In my judgment, if only lawful votes by eligible American citizens were cast, Donald Trump won the Electoral College by a significant margin, and Congress’s certification should reflect that,” Brooks said. “This election was stolen by the socialists engaging in extraordinary voter fraud and election theft measures.”
The socialists? Not the Freemasons? The Jews? The Reds? The Yellow Peril? The atheists? The fluoride conspirators?
I love the “in my judgment” part.
As if he’s carefully analyzed the alleged “fraud” in multiple states, and recalculated the correct vote totals and Electoral College votes.
It’s right up there with the people who don’t wear masks because they *know* they don’t have COVID. Or the ones who *know* that everyone in their kids’ school had it last November — they just *know*, you see. You don’t need medical testing or medical experience. The way Jenny McCarthy *knew* that her child was a special Indigo Child with magical abilities, and then she *knew* that vaccines gave her magic child autism.
It’s funny how a representative of the “facts don’t care about your feelings” party thinks you can transform feelings into facts by just changing the words you use. Well, not funny ha-ha….
I had the same thought. “Judgment”? Really? That’s what this is?
Well, it does work! It works perfectly! If you consider the eligibility requirement for voting to be white, midwestern Republican, he won by a landslide.
That’s the problem. They consider non Donald Trump votes to be ineligible just because…because they don’t like them.
In my judgement, if only Genghis Khan and his horde were still around and they all had a vote, Trump would have easily won.