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A day after he floated the idea of using disinfectants and light to treat COVID-19, President Donald Trump declined to take any questions at his daily coronavirus briefing at the White House.
“If you don’t like my brilliant ideas you don’t get to ask me questions any more.”
Yesssssssssssss.
The briefing — which can sometimes last about two hours — was over in just over 20 minutes, following remarks from Trump, Vice President Mike Pence and FDA head Stephen Hahn. The two top government doctors charged with combating the coronavirus crisis, Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx, were not in attendance.
No party for Donnie today.
Oh, he’ll be back. He’s still got a whole cart-full of snake oil to sell. And leeches – he’s been hearing a lot about leeches lately, nobody else knows leeches more than him, he just invented leeches. Immigrants work, too. Injecting the juice of a freshly killed immigrant stops the virus dead. The doctors are strongly looking, they’re great doctors, by the way, medical people, great people looking at immigrant juice and witch hazel….SAGE! Burning sage scares off the virus, it works on demons so it’ll work on the Chaynavirus.
Shit, time for my meds, methinks.
Brief briefings are better.