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Trump is having an explosion of pardoning convicted rich corrupt white dudes today, when he’s not too busy pumping out illiterate tweets.
He’s commuted the sentence of Rod Blagojevich, the guy who tried to sell Obama’s Senate seat for $$$$.
But Trump knows better.
Little did the shy boy from Queens ever dream he would some day be able to remedy the injustice.
Sex offenders like Donald Trump for instance?
Maybe all of those plus just, I don’t know, kicking back and doing whatever he feels like because hey why not? Embrace the random? Go where your impulses take you? Seize the day? Act like a crazy dictator in case you have a headache tomorrow?
The others that Trump pardoned:
And:
Give him credit for diversity: a dirty governor, a dirty cop, a dirty investment banker, and a dirty NFL owner.
Reading the White House press release, I’m just surprised that Trump didn’t award some of these guys the medal of Freedom while he was at it.
Sickening.
Re Julia Ioffe’s question, look at the crimes these men were convicted of:
–17 counts related to selling the Senate seat vacated by Obama
–Tax fraud and lying to officials
–Securities fraud and conspiracy
–Failing to report a felony in a bribery case
In Trump’s world, those aren’t crimes, they’re just Tuesday.
Yes, where are the pardons for people who smoked a joint? Knocked over a convenience store because their kids were starving? Stole a car and went for a joy ride?
Next up, pardons for rape. In five…four…three…two…one…
Good thing Trump never demanded the death penalty for the Central Park Five, who didn’t commit the crimes for which they were prosecuted.
Oh wait, you didn’t mean that Trump, did you?
I think these commutations — especially Blagojevich — are a signal to everyone who might balk at committing blatant acts of corruption at Trump’s behest: “Don’t worry about it; I’ll just pardon you. If my impeachment proved anything, it’s that there will be NO accountability on my watch!” He doesn’t care about how unpopular or transparently corrupt his actions are anymore, he’s TOTALLY EXONERATED of all immoral and criminal acts forever in his tiny mind. I don’t think that this message actually needed to be sent; we all already knew it. But “subtlety” is just not in Trump’s nature — nor are taste, politeness, self-awareness, self-restraint, any hint of virtue or morality…