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Trump is joking around with his buddy Vladimir. (He calls him Vladimir. They’re tight.)
Donald Trump joked with Vladimir Putin about getting rid of journalists and Russian meddling in US elections when the two leaders met at the G20 summit in Japan.
As they sat for photographs at the start of their first formal meeting in nearly a year, the US president lightheartedly sought common ground with Putin at the expense of the journalists around them in Osaka.
“Get rid of them. Fake news is a great term, isn’t it? You don’t have this problem in Russia but we do,” Trump said.
To which Putin responded, in English: “We also have. It’s the same.”
Ho ho ha ha.
Twenty-six journalists have been murdered in Russia since Putin first became president, according to the Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ), many of them investigative reporters scrutinising governmental abuses.
Where’s your sense of humor?
When journalists asked Trump just before he left for Japan what he would like to talk to Putin about, he told them it was “none of your business”. As they sat alongside each other, a reporter asked whether he was going to tell Putin not to meddle in the 2020 election.
Trump said: “Yes, of course I will,” drawing a laugh from Putin. Then, without looking at Putin, Trump said briskly: “Don’t meddle in the election, please,” and then repeated the phrase with a mock finger wag as Putin and the US secretary of state, Mike Pompeo, smiled broadly.
Hahaha heeheehee it’s all so hilarious.
“We’ve had great meetings. We’ve had a very, very good relationship,” Trump said on Friday. “And we look forward to spending some very good time together. A lot of very positive things are going to come out of the relationship.”
That’s what you get from someone with no vocabulary. Great, good, positive, very. That’s it; that’s all he’s got.
Trump later held talks with Brazil’s far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro. “He is a special man, doing very well, very much loved by the people of Brazil,” Trump said, smiling broadly. For his part, Bolsonaro told the US president: “I have been a great admirer of you for quite some time, even before your election. I support Trump, I support the United States, I support your re-election.”
Very very very very very very very.
I’ve just hatched a theory that d-rump is an automaton whose movements, expressions and words are generated by an algorithm based on the utterances and emoticons from a variety of idiots, narcissists and sociopaths on social media (aka twitter and FB trolls).
The theory has made me happy for the moment.
DeepDrumpf is a neural network trained on Trump’s tweets. I imagine its creators select from the most interesting output before they Tweet them. This one just caught my eye: