Ode to his Majesty
Our consolation for today will be laughing at Scott Pruitt’s resignation letter.
https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/1015043650269704194
Here’s that last paragraph from Pruitt’s letter again:
My desire in service to you has always been to bless you as you make important decisions for the American people. I believe you are serving as President today because of God’s providence. I believe that same providence brought me into your service. I pray as I have served you that I have blessed you and enabled you to effectively lead the American people. Thank you again Mr. President for the honor of serving you and I wish you Godspeed in all that you put your hand to.
If that’s the god they worship…dang.
“Thank you again Mr. President for the honor of serving you and I wish you Godspeed in all that you put your hand to.”
So Godspeed to women’s genitals?
Zing!
This just in: Pruitt wants to… service… Trump.