Make it make sense

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Vatican News:

Cardinal Secretary of State Pietro Parolin celebrates Mass for members of the diplomatic corps accredited to the Holy See, recalling the anniversary of Pope Francis’ pontificate and inviting everyone to continue praying for his health.

What’s the point of praying for his health? Especially for those guys to pray for his health? It’s an inside job. They’re all supposed to be on the same page. What’s the agency they’re praying to? The Big Kahuna, obviously – Mister God himself. They’re servants of Mister God. They bow to Mister God. They recognize Mister God as the big boss, and they flatter him and tell others to flatter him every chance they get. So what do they think they’re doing, trying to coax him to overrule himself?

What does praying for the pope’s health do other than beg Mister God to change his mind? Well what kind of hideous blasphemy is that?! I ask you! Have they no faith? Have they never heard of obedience? They’re the Catholic church, so they’re all about obedience – at least, obedience to priests, who just want to pull your pants down when no one is looking.

What they’re doing by praying for the pope’s health is begging Mister God to change his mind. Jeezus christ it’s as if they’re a bunch of whiny women who refuse to understand the rules.

Whatever happened to “thy will be done”?

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