Happy Asexuality Day to those who celebrate

Oh but they’re so sweet in their Corporate Memphis.

Ok, maybe there is such a thing, but why does it need a day? Why does it need an international day? What is the point of these “days” anyway? They’re not holidays, so what are they for? If you tell me it’s international paper bag day, what are you expecting me to do about it? Who is deciding which days are what, and why haven’t I been consulted? Is there any place where we can lodge a dissent, and demand a different day, or the inclusion of our chosen day instead of the announced one? Who is deciding all this? Where is the highly secretive junta that is issuing these rules, and what is their native language?

What exactly are we supposed to do to observe this day? Go outside and find the most asexual-looking person we can and brandish a fist in the air as a token of our solidarity? Carry a black and grey and white and purple flag around? Wear our sloppiest clothes? What?

I don’t know, but Thomas Willett is very agitated about the whole thing.

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