Alas all that missing Marmite

A news flash from Jonathan Gallant:

President Trump has issued an executive order, cancelling the name of the FDR Drive along the east side of Manhattan in New York City.   Asserting that FDR deserves no special recognition for leading the USA through World War II, President Trump asserted that there wouldn’t have been a world war at all if he had been president.  “The Poles just brought it all on themselves when they provoked Germany by signing a military alliance with Britain,” he said.  “Poland could have made a deal with Herr Hitler, by turning over Danzig and the Polish Corridor to him, and then there wouldn’t have been any war.” 

  President Trump added that FDR’s administration had prolonged the war by sending Lend-Lease military aid to Britain after hostilities broke out.  He added that it was stupid to provide all that support without its being secured by the promise of US property rights to key British resources, such as Cornish tin, Welsh slate, and Marmite.  

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