Call the cops! This terrible woman here said this dainty trans woman is a man!

NHS staff considered calling in police to investigate a nurse who complained about having to share a changing room with a transgender doctor.

An employment tribunal heard that Dr Beth Upton and consultant Dr Kate Searle discussed reporting Sandie Peggie for potential criminality for “misgendering” on Christmas Eve 2023.

Ms Peggie, who has three decades of experience in the NHS, had challenged Dr Upton for being in female changing rooms, due to her belief that the medic is male and should not have been there.

No not her “belief” you damn fools: her awareness. It’s trans that’s the belief; being is just being.

The tribunal heard that Dr Upton ultimately decided against reporting Ms Peggie to Police Scotland due to uncertainty over whether a crime had been committed and a reluctance to become embroiled in a “labyrinthine” process.

But not at all, of course, due to any reluctance to fuck up Ms Peggie’s life.