You can’t fix stupid

Be careful what you believe.

Two men were found dead in a remote forest while searching for Sasquatch, also commonly known as Bigfoot, according to authorities in Washington State.

The two men from Portland, Oregon, were found dead after a three-day search was launched on Christmas Day after a family member reported that the pair had not returned from a trip to the Gifford Pinchot National Forest to search for proof of the mythical hairy, forest-dwelling, bi-pedal primates.

See that’s just pointless. Not even a hike in the forest for the sake of a hike in the forest, but a hike in the forest in hypothermia-friendly weather for the sake of “finding evidence” of something that doesn’t exist.

The search involved over 60 volunteers searching with aircrafts and dogs in heavily wooded terrain and brutally-cold weather conditions, the Skamania County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release. “Both deaths appear to be due to exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness,” the statement said.

That’s a lot of people and dogs and resources put to work to search for people who had no good reason to be there in the first place.

Weather conditions in the Cascade mountains had been frigid in the days before and during the search, which included snow, freezing rain and temperatures falling below freezing.

So, if there were a Sasquatch, she would be hidden away somewhere avoiding the freezing rain, and evidence of her existence would be even harder to find than it usually is.

Rescuers also had to battle high water levels in rivers and fallen trees.

To search for two guys who thought it was the perfect time to lose themselves in the woods.

4 Responses to “You can’t fix stupid”

Leave a Comment

Subscribe without commenting