Yes they can
If only we could have not-idiots. Never mind nice things, that’s too much to ask, but just not…this…
Marjorie Taylor Greene challenges YOU to prove Hurricane Helene wasn’t an inside job.
As the death toll from one of the worst U.S. storms in recent memory topped 200 on Friday morning, the Republican congresswoman and noted conspiracy theorist posted a timely reminder on X that “yes they can control the weather” and that “it’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”
I wonder who “they” are. The Jews? The Dems? People with some brain cells?
The Georgia Republican drew widespread mockery and derision in 2021 after it was revealed she’d previously suggested devastating wildfires in the state of California had been sparked by laser beams controlled by the wealthy Rothschild family from outer space.
Who knew the wealthy Rothschild family lived in outer space??
Greene’s apparent belief in the existence of these so-called Jewish space lasers reared its head again earlier this year with the congresswoman’s proposed amendments to an Israel funding bill amid the war in Gaza.
The MAGA representative wrote in her proposal that “by the funds made available by this Act, such sums as necessary shall be used for the development of space laser technology on the southwest border”—an apparent bid to turn the nefarious fictional weapons toward the perceived good of vaporizing vulnerable migrants attempting to enter the U.S.
“America needs to take our national security seriously,” she said at the time.
America needs to take voting seriously.
She HAS TO BE trolling? No? What is wrong with Georgia? Didn’t Sherman level enough?
Sherman didn’t spend enough time in north Georgia (MTG country), he started in Atlanta and headed south and east. It’s still pretty backwards up there.
I have done some work for the wealthy Rothschild family and I know they don’t live in outer space.
Why would you want satellite lasers on the border anyways? One of my ideas involved laser turrets (yes, I try to solve the imagined problems of people I don’t like to keep my hand in) but that already has a load of logistical problems. Satellite lasers are constantly moving at high speeds so what use would it be trying to draw a bead of a mobile ground target?
I’d suggest a more appropriate weapon would be the fabled brown note generator if only to match what MTG is spewing.
In the 1990s, the Oklahoma state government was trying to cause rain by seeding clouds. You think maybe the money was being spent on steering hurricanes instead? ;-)
@iknklast #6: I think it’s being given to illegal immigrants to control the weather for the Jews in space.