Yes and astronomers control the stars
It turns out the hurricane was caused by meteorologists.
Trump suggested the Biden administration’s response had been lacking and planned in partisan ways that caused Republican voters be abandoned and left “Americans to drown”, particularly in North Carolina after Helene. “They’ve let those people suffer unjustly,” he said. His comments have received bipartisan criticism, including from some local and state Republican leaders in affected areas.
Remember how Trump dealt with hurricanes? Throwing rolls of paper towels at people? Ignoring Puerto Rico altogether?
Meteorologists tracking Milton have been beset by conspiracy theories that they are controlling the weather, even by using a nuclear explosion, and have faced death threats.
“I’ve never seen a storm garner so much misinformation, we have just been putting out fires of wrong information everywhere,” said the CBS meteorologist Katie Nickolaou. She added: “Murdering meteorologists won’t stop hurricanes. I can’t believe I just had to type that.”
Ok but will throwing vulcanologists into volcanoes stop eruptions?
And then there’s this from the Washington Post:
Momsplainin’?
But, hey, “the wind, the wind, the wind is, the wind”.
Well that’s going to make for interesting family dynamics!
Meteorologist James Spann faces fury for debunking wild hurricane conspiracy theories
Oh yes the moon! I’ve been wondering where that went.
Only if they’re virgins.
Italy tried it with seismologists after a 2009 Earthquake.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/italian-scientists-get/
The convictions were overturned 5 years later, showing that Italians at least can reason, albeit slowly.
I lived through the Christchurch earthquakes and the 12,000 aftershocks. There was a bloke called Ken Ring who was well known for long range weather forecasts based on Lunar cycles. Thousands of Kiwis wouldn’t plan any outdoor event until they’d looked at his predictions, and they all swore by his accuracy. Then, who got into the earthquake prediction business, predicting that Christchurch would have another, bigger earthquake on March 20, 2011. He urged mass evacuations, but fortunately caused only a minor panic among a few easily led folk.
https://www.metromag.co.nz/society/the-curious-world-of-ken-ring-believer-in-the-impossible
(The February quake was 6.3)
*Neither I or any of my friends, family, workmates had heard these predictions, either from Ring or anyone else. There is no record in print or online that we could find, not even on Ring’s own website that was anything other than vague generalizations.