Trump hasn’t ruled out friends on Mars

Trump did an interview with that Joe Rogan fella, who is apparently very popular with the bro contingent or something. Said one stupid thing after another, so what else is new?

But this is a bit special:

Trump said that he hadn’t ruled out there being life in space.

“There’s no reason not to think that Mars and all these planets don’t have life,” he said, referring to discussions he’d had with jet pilots who’d seen “very strange” things in the sky.

He meant “there’s no reason to think” or “all these planets do have life” but never mind, we can’t expect him to keep track of all those nots. Anyway that’s special because there is in fact every reason to think that Mars and all these planets don’t have life. There is now a lot of evidence on the subject and it all points to nope. What he means is that he doesn’t know of any reason to think there’s no life on Mars, because he’s a profoundly ignorant sack of wind.

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