The divine right of smokers

Is it bonkers to ban outdoor smoking?

Keir Starmer is on a collision course with the hospitality industry and political opponents after signalling plans for major curbs on outdoor smoking.

The proposals, not denied by the prime minister, would potentially prohibit tobacco use outside pubs and restaurants, including on pavements. The restrictions would come on top of existing plans to gradually outlaw smoking year by year.

While the latter proposal was devised under Rishi Sunak, the Conservatives argued restrictions on outdoor smoking were about “social control”, with Priti Patel – among those standing to replace Sunak as Tory leader – calling them “beyond stupid”.

Well let’s wait a minute here. Lots of restrictions are about social control, because that’s the whole point. There are things we don’t want people doing to us, so we restrict those things.

What is smoking after all? It’s not any kind of necessity. It’s not something people have to do to live or thrive. It’s rather the opposite – something some people like to do despite the fact that it’s bad for their health.

Ok so it’s a pleasure, an optional pleasure. Other things being equal, of course optional pleasures should not be banned, but in the case of smoking, other things are obviously not equal. Smoking is bad for the people who do it, as well as for the people who don’t.

But maybe there’s some benefit to smoking that balances out the harm it does?

Maybe. What is it? What is that benefit?

Damned if I know. In theory it’s a form of pleasure; people do it because they like it. But it’s a very odd thing to do for pleasure when you think about it. “Let’s inhale some harsh hot smoke!”

Word is that nicotine triggers a pleasure reaction in the brain, and that’s why it’s addictive, but do smokers in general look as if they’re having a really fun time while they’re smoking? Like hell they do. They look about as thrilled as fentanyl addicts do when folded in half at a bus stop.

Smokers keep smoking because it’s addictive, of course. It could be true that they also derive genuine, otherwise unattainable pleasure from it, but the view from outside is the actual pleasure is barely detectable.

In short the plus side isn’t much of a plus. The negative side is very negative indeed. Smoking definitely affects non-participants as well as participants. Nevertheless there is outrage.

The plans were met with despair by the pub industry, which claimed restrictions on outdoor smoking could harm a fragile sector still recovering from Covid. However, health experts backed the idea, while polling showed it had majority support among every demographic and voting group apart from Reform UK supporters.

And pub owners.

The measures would be included in an already-announced tobacco and vapes bill, which intends to gradually make all smoking illegal by prohibiting the sale of tobacco to people born on or after January 2009. When this was announced in July’s king’s speech, it did not mention changes to outdoor smoking.

As public health is devolved, the measures would apply to only England, with the other UK nations deciding if they wanted to follow suit.

Asked about the report during a visit to Paris, Starmer did not deny the plans. “My starting point on this is to remind everybody that over 80,000 people lose their lives every year because of smoking,” he said.

“That is a preventable death, it’s a huge burden on the NHS and, of course, it is a burden on the taxpayer. So, yes, we are going to take decisions in this space, more details will be revealed, but this is a preventable series of deaths and we’ve got to take action to reduce the burden on the NHS and the taxpayer.”

Preventable deaths versus the kind of joy you see in your basic smoker getting a fix.

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