Professional cheating

Another cheat cheats his way into a marathon.

A trans-identified male who previously sued a spa for not allowing him to bathe with women has announced that he has been accepted to compete as a “woman” in the 2025 Boston Marathon. Riya Young Suising, born Robert Chien Hwa Young, has placed on the winner’s podium at multiple women’s running competitions.

That’s the fun thing about being a man running in women’s competitions: you get to win!

The Boston Marathon has age and gender qualification categories. Genders include male, female, and “non-binary.” Notably, the “non-binary” category has identical qualifying times as the corresponding female categories.

In Suising’s case, he had to demonstrate a time of 4 hours and 5 minutes or less; Suising qualified with a time of 4 hours, 1 minute, and 27 seconds. Had he been forced to compete with other males he would not have qualified for the marathon, as participants in the men’s category are required to meet a 3 hour and 35 minute performance cutoff. 

So this new trans thing is such a gift for men who are willing to cheat.

You’d think it wouldn’t really work, wouldn’t you? I mean, an aspiring boxer wouldn’t punch toddlers just for the sake of “winning” – what would be the point? You’d think it would work the same way with men competing against women. “Oooh I ‘won’ but everyone knows it wasn’t a fair race so actually I didn’t win plus I look like a complete asshole.” But no, he goes right ahead, and even brags about it. People are weird.

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