Please sir, can I have a penis?
Oh ffs.
We need to debate this with a bit more compassion, he says.
Yes but can a woman have a penis?
Listen, he says, I’ve made it really clear, he says, the vast majority of people will have the same gender as their biological sex but a small number won’t, he says.
So a woman can have a penis? the host says. Wull, quite clearly, SIR Ed Davies says, with a touch of contempt.
What a dumb question… of course a woman can have a penis! Not one she was born with, mind you, but I can think of a several ways by which a woman might procure one…
…ok, of course I do know what both sides are actually getting at, but this whole issue has just gotten so ludicrous I can’t help but try to find hilarity in it to counteract the despair :-/
Of course, a woman can have a penis. Lorena Bobbit had one briefly, before she threw it out the window.