Not our crimes
Oxford Mail reports:
Witney woman accused of threatening to stab teen near Waitrose
A jury has heard that a woman allegedly threatened to stab a teenage boy if he didn’t have sex with her.
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The defendant is accused of threatening a teenage boy, 14, to engage in a sexual activity with her in a wooded area near the Waitrose supermarket in Witan Way.
She allegedly threatening [sic] to stab him if he tried to run away.
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When he started walking back home, a woman sitting on a nearby bench allegedly gestured him over. The boy believed it was a family friend so obliged but soon realised he did not recognise her. Reportedly, Omoruyi encouraged the boy to drink ‘four to five cups’ of alcohol after telling him she was armed and she would ‘stab him’ if he didn’t do what she said such as staying on the bench with her.
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Omoruyi then reportedly sexually assaulted the teen and tried to force him to have sex with her. He told police he had tried but doesn’t ‘remember’ seeing her genitals.
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Omoruyi was arrested and had intimate swabs taken. The prosecuting barrister told the jury that the swabs revealed the defendant is biologically male.
That “revelation” is at the very end of the long multi-paragraph story, or not so much story as pack of lies.