More of a connection

Trump walking on water Trump will win we’re all doomed blah blah blah. The Guardian:

“The funny thing is that everything the other side seems to accuse Trump of they’re guilty of themselves,” said Steve Baird, 52, a chief financial officer. “I feel more that Biden seems to be running the country like a dictator with all his executive orders and everything else.

“Trump might be a billionaire but I feel more of a connection, that he’s more of a president for the people and that he’ll follow the constitution more than what the current establishment is doing.”

More of a connection. A president for the people. I bet I know what that is. It’s because Trump is so deeply utterly consistently stupid. That makes him just like the rest of us! Never mind the “glamorous” wives, the solid gold 80 million square feet penthouse, the gorgeous ageless blond hair, the stubby fingers – it’s his slushpool of a brain that makes him the perfect guy to put in charge of the nukes. A president for the people!

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