Living your values
Hahahahahahahaha
Ok I can’t parody it either but I can ask –
If she’s asexual why is she dressed that way and standing that way and glaring that way?
Are we supposed to think none of that is sexual at all in any way?
Come onnnnnnnnnnnn.
if the woman in the poster were flunting her, um, asexuality, wouldn’t she be wearing something more like a burqa?
You are totally oppressing her by saying that’s sexual.
And she’s wearing that top so guys will _stop_ looking at her breasts.
The Assembly of Asexuals? Could be inspired by The Assembly of God.
Could be embarrassing for someone if one of them got mistaken for the other. Can’t be too careful these days IMHO.
As a Marvel Comics fan, this slogan fatally reminds me of “Avengers Assemble”,
Cue jokes about Asexual Widow, Captain Non-Binary, Hawk-Queer and Iron Trans.
This must be the new version of wearing a tight, low-cut shirt with barely legible text scrawled across the bust in neon sequins and indignantly insisting, “My eyes are up here.”
Apparently you can (response to the tweet):
https://x.com/moleatthedoor/status/1806835665700614529
I actually find this sooooo oppressive. This person is culturally appropriating the clothing and mannerisms of a sexually active person. So triggering!