In all due respect to women
Trump’s new message is Oooh Big Dick.
Donald Trump’s campaign suggested he would begin previewing his closing argument Saturday night with Election Day barely two weeks away. But the former president kicked off his rally with a detailed story about Arnold Palmer, at one point even praising the late, legendary golfer’s genitalia.
Re-write: Trump’s campaign was silly enough to claim he would be making an “argument” at his rally last night, but instead he drooled about a golfer’s Yoooje junk.
“Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women,” Trump said. “This is a guy that was all man.”
By “all due respect” he of course means zero respect. Trump thinks women are due no respect at all.
“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.”
Because they’d all seen his Big Dick?
Trump eventually hit many of his favorite campaign themes but didn’t offer much in the way of new framing of the race or why he should win it. He instead boasted of creating strong tax policies and a strong military during his first term in office.
He slammed Harris as “crazy” and added a profanity.
“You have to tell Kamala Harris that you’ve had enough, that you just can’t take it anymore, we can’t stand you anymore, you’re a shit vice president,” Trump said to roars of the crowd. “The worst. You’re the worst vice president. Kamala, you’re fired. Get the hell out of here.”
That’s his way of demonstrating his Big Dick.
Trump praised the raucous crowd, which was outside and at an airport, but also made a point of suggesting that there was more conspicuous security around him following two assassination attempts, saying, “They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”
“I got more machine guns than I’ve ever seen — look at these guys,” he said referring to security. He was interrupted by cries from the crowd of “USA! USA!” before continuing, “We’ve got more guys, and every one of them is like central casting too, holy shit.”
Then he tied it back to Latrobe’s native son, adding, “They look like Arnold. Can’t look better than Arnold.”
Did they all have Big Dicks? Did he check?
So the usual. Nothing relevant to the campaign, lots of lying, and playing macho. NOT what we need as president. So what if Palmer had a big dick, a small dick, or no dick at all? He would be a man regardless, though Donnie doesn’t seem to think so.
Ooooh, Biggus Diccus!
They had big guns therefore they must have big ducks. It’s just how it works apparently.
Go ahead Donnie, tell us the real reason you admire Arnold Palmer.
Best argument against puberty blockers? Perpetual adolescence.
So the campaign has devolved into nothing but locker room talk? Rude and crude. Whotta guy!
Poor Arnold didn’t deserve to be dragged into Donnie’s ravings.
BTW, has anyone here seen the movie “The Apprentice”? Is it any good? It’s getting good reviews and whines from the Trump camp.
Mostly Cloudy, I saw it. I would say it’s worth a look. The guy who plays Roy Cohn does a great job. I do think it’s a bit too kind to Donnie in the first part of the movie, but overall good.
He doesn’t have to. If he wins, he gloats and rubs everyone’s nose in it. If he loses, he’ll claim that he did win, and that the election was rigged. Again. He’ll then encourage his supporters to launch an armed insurrection. Again.
Wouldn’t big guns be compensating for deficiency, or is it just cars that are used for that?