Guest post: You can beat the rap, but you can’t beat the ride

Originally a comment by Screechy Monkey on Process as punishment.

There is apparently an expression among some law enforcement types that “you can beat the rap, but you can’t beat the ride.” Meaning that if cops decide to arrest you and drive you around in the back of their squad car for hours before processing you (typically so that it’s too late to arraign you until the next day and you have to spend the night in jail before you can get bail set), then you’re not getting that time and inconvenience back even if the charges are quickly dropped or dismissed.

This is also why I get so ranty about speech-restrictive laws being dangerous even when they’re supposedly only targeted at things that you don’t think deserve legal protection. They absolutely WILL be abused to harass people for things that are clearly protected, and the threat of this will chill people from doing perfectly legal things that they fear will piss off the wrong cop, prosecutor, etc.

It’s also analogous to many of the anti-abortion laws being passed in the wake of the Dobbs decision. “What are you so worried about,” ask Republicans, “this law specifically makes it an affirmative defense if the abortion was necessary to save the mother’s life!” Great, so if a doctor performs an abortion, then he or she will have an opportunity to try to persuade a jury that the exception applies and they shouldn’t be convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison, and if it works, then all that will happen is that they’ll have spent months if not years awaiting trial, spent six or seven figures on legal fees, and probably had their practice suspended in the interim. That sounds like something that a prudent doctor would be willing to endure just to help one patient!

Tl;dr version: vague laws suck, and saying that judges or juries will eventually sort it out doesn’t cure the suckitude.

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