Don’t ignore me or else
Jolyon is outdoing himself in the pomposity stakes.
Just look at that. Hello Government Person, if you ignore what I, alone among mortals, am telling you, bad things will happen. Yes I really am that important.
How do people not get that marching around shouting about how important you are is not a good look?
If you’re wondering who Pooter is, he’s the diarist of Diary of a Nobody. Hilarious book, a must-read.
I very much concur with your recommendation of Diary of a Nobody – one of the very few books I’ve reread more than once. Those who enjoy it will probably also lap up Augustus Carp, Esq., By Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_Carp,_Esq.
Project Gutenberg has it.