Would this elf-gone-wrong look be a step up, down, or sideways from the inflated, black vinyl, four-lobed life raft from the Brit Awards? Who thought those socks would work with the rest of the ensemble. The life-raft was a good, basic black. This one is all over the place, like odd bits left over from a jumble sale or lost and found. At least this outfit would be a little easier to walk in, but you’d never know it from the self-conscious, mincing gait. Trying just a little too hard.
And is the wizzard’s staff thing “they’re” carrying “designer” too, or just off-the-tree?
Would this elf-gone-wrong look be a step up, down, or sideways from the inflated, black vinyl, four-lobed life raft from the Brit Awards? Who thought those socks would work with the rest of the ensemble. The life-raft was a good, basic black. This one is all over the place, like odd bits left over from a jumble sale or lost and found. At least this outfit would be a little easier to walk in, but you’d never know it from the self-conscious, mincing gait. Trying just a little too hard.
And is the wizzard’s staff thing “they’re” carrying “designer” too, or just off-the-tree?
All compelling questions.
Comment from one @sleepykitkin:
(“Gey” means “very.”)