ibbica, that’s probably true. Most of the men I know actually probably couldn’t take an armadillo in an unarmed fight, but most of the men I know these days are geriatric, so maybe when they were younger…
When a bloke sneers that he’d love to be sexually harassed in the toilets, I know that he’s thinking about young, pretty women; so I prefer to ask him “What if you were being sexually harassed in the toilet by a sumo* wrestler in a dress? Because that’s about the strength difference and level of attraction for any female victim of male sexual harassment.”
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*Presumably male. Are there female sumo wrestlers yet?
Don’t armadillos just curl into a ball? You can just pick it up and dump it in the waste can.
Definitely no on the gorilla though… and I really don’t want to be sexually harassed while I’m pissing even if it’s one of my fantasy crushes doing it. Not at all fun…
But what if a man faced a gorilla in his restroom? Would that be more/less/the same scary as an armadillo? I think I know the answer…
iknklast, given the proportion of men who believe they could take a gorilla in an unarmed fight…
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ibbica, that’s probably true. Most of the men I know actually probably couldn’t take an armadillo in an unarmed fight, but most of the men I know these days are geriatric, so maybe when they were younger…
When a bloke sneers that he’d love to be sexually harassed in the toilets, I know that he’s thinking about young, pretty women; so I prefer to ask him “What if you were being sexually harassed in the toilet by a sumo* wrestler in a dress? Because that’s about the strength difference and level of attraction for any female victim of male sexual harassment.”
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*Presumably male. Are there female sumo wrestlers yet?
Don’t armadillos just curl into a ball? You can just pick it up and dump it in the waste can.
Definitely no on the gorilla though… and I really don’t want to be sexually harassed while I’m pissing even if it’s one of my fantasy crushes doing it. Not at all fun…