So I read the Guardian’s story on the Tommy Robinson protest to see if it too hauled in the trans protest for no apparent reason, and I was more impressed by the Guardian’s ability to stay focused with every paragraph I read. I really thought the Graun was going to make it, but then the very last paragraph says…

The day also saw a Trans Pride march from Langham Place, near Oxford Circus, to Hyde Park Corner. The march was originally planned to start at Trafalgar Square, but organisers changed the route to avoid Robinson’s protest. Police said a ninth person was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a steward at that event.

So close, but no prizes.