Y will nobody kiss him?
The Daily Mail shouts (no doubt pissing itself laughing)
‘Why will nobody kiss me?’ Dylan Mulvaney’s man-to-girl transition has won her TikTok fame, riches, and allies in the White House, but left her lonely and undateable
Gosh, Dilz, why do you think? Because you’re not attractive to men and you’re not attractive to women. What did you think would happen after the surgeries? That all sexes and genders would be all over you like flies on molasses? You’re a walking parody, and nobody cares what’s under your skirt.
It’s been a tough year for Dylan Mulvaney.
Twelve months since launching her hit TikTok series, Days of Girlhood, she’s earned hundreds of thousands of dollars, won allies in the White House, and is elbowing her way into the world of Hollywood celebrities.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars for being a mockery of women. Maybe he should take his pity party somewhere else? Like Antarctica for instance?
Mulvaney’s online transition series, which has 10.8 million followers, was always odd. But her recent imitations of a fictional six-year-old girl called Eloise, who lives in a high-end hotel, and her masquerade as a child’s doll, have taken that strangeness to a new level.
‘Let dolls be dolls, please,’ Mulvaney said in a recent clip, sporting a bright, patterned dress, braided hair, bows, and colored circles on her cheeks, before spinning for the camera. ‘Let dolls be dolls, please.’
Gladly, if you’ll go be a doll somewhere private where we don’t have to see it.
Each time Mulvaney endorses a cosmetic, credit card or fashion brand, she earns some $75,000 — and perhaps double that when posted on Instagram as well, said Assil Dayri, a social media expert and founder of AMD Consulting Group.
That adds up to as much as $1 million a year for Mulvaney, who is represented by Los Angeles-based Creative Artists Agency (CAA), according to estimates provided by industry insiders.
He could just pay someone to kiss him. Problem solved. Meanwhile, how are things in Ukraine? Are people in Pakistan coping with the aftermath of the floods? Is life looking less grim for refugees?
How long will it take the beancounters at the companies whose products he endorses to discover that his “promotion” is costing them more than $75,000 in lost revenue from customers who drop the brands paying him? He’d better make his money fast, because he’s rapidly approaching his “Best before” date. Especially if he’s getting even weirder than he already is.
He’s whacko. It’s hard enough to maintain a relationship between two relatively well adjusted persons, but when one of them is demonstrably unstable and arguably delusional, there’s no hope–and people understand that. Nobody is going to invest emotional energy into him when the outcome is so easy to predict.
Is he the one who did those creepy commercials with Simone Bailes a couple of years ago?
That’s because your “womanhood” consisted of the consumption of feminine products, and consumerism always gets stale when the novelty wears off. Go find a good cause that’s not yourself, Dylan – it’ll help.
My grandparents got a nice congratulatory letter from President Carter for their 50th wedding anniversary. This guy gets a congratulatory letter from Vice President SheHer for his one year “transition.” Some perspective, huh.
He’s a brand ambassador for Bud Light now, which is very odd of them to associate with a man who dresses as a six-year old girl/doll.
Dylan is to women what Bud Light is to beer, so it’s a very appropriate sponsorship.
Ha!