The rockets’ red glare
Hooboy. Donnie has a hit single.
A new single, “Justice for All,” featuring former President Donald Trump, from the J6 Prison Choir, reached No. 1 on iTunes’ top songs on March 11.
The J6 Prison Choir is comprised of a group of men who were convicted after their participation in the attack on the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. The song includes the choir singing “The Star-Spangled Banner” from jail before it climaxes with the prisoners chanting “USA! USA!” The “Justice for All” track has the performance of the national anthem interrupted by clips of President Trump reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
Armed insurrection is patriotic and loyal and everything good provided you sing this one song and shout USA USA over and over. Substance is nothing, appearance is everything. Amen.
Gee.
Zuss.
Christ.
I had to follow the link to make sure you hadn’t linked to the Onion just for fun. Then again, no one could have made this up.
Trump is just one Broadway appearance away from getting the anti-EGOT.
He’s got the EGO part down quite well.