I have an idea for a vegan restaurant. The menu will have hamburgers, hot dogs, steaks, and so fort, all made of trans vegetables*. Vegans of course will not be forced to eat there—it’s a matter of personal taste, after all—but a refusal to do so will be taken as a sign of anti-trans veggie bigotry, and the bigot will be branded a TERV. All I need is funding and a catchy name.
*And everything will be cooked in trans fats, naturally.
The artwork isn’t very inclusive… they both look female?
Shhh, they’re passing online. Maybe the graphics have been put through the same sort of filters that TiMs use on their selfies, which results in shocking comparisons when they’re displayed alongside unfiltered photos.
Every expression of love and identity? Every one? Really? Are you completely sure about that?
‘Cause if that’s what you’re actually committed to, then you areactually evil.
I have an idea for a vegan restaurant. The menu will have hamburgers, hot dogs, steaks, and so fort, all made of trans vegetables*. Vegans of course will not be forced to eat there—it’s a matter of personal taste, after all—but a refusal to do so will be taken as a sign of anti-trans veggie bigotry, and the bigot will be branded a TERV. All I need is funding and a catchy name.
*And everything will be cooked in trans fats, naturally.
Every single comment is calling out this tweet as being nonsense!
The artwork isn’t very inclusive… they both look female?
Shhh, they’re passing online. Maybe the graphics have been put through the same sort of filters that TiMs use on their selfies, which results in shocking comparisons when they’re displayed alongside unfiltered photos.