Guest post: How Things Might Have Happened In Academia
Guest post by Jonathan Gallant
Here is a thought experiment about academia. Let us imagine that, about 40 years ago, a few academic operators had invented a newish subject called “Critical Chemical Studies”. The focus of this subject would not be actual chemicals, but rather the language used in writing or talking about Chemistry: catalogues of the frequency of words like element, molecule, valence, bond, reaction, intermediate, rate, etc. etc.; and then endless gabble about the philosophical implications of the words’ spelling, font type, sound, pronunciation, association, and usage.
Before long, journals would be established to publish disquisitions in this vein. The scholars of Critical Chemical Studies would not need laboratories, beakers, or spectrophotometers, for they would not do experiments; they would not produce things like nanosensors or new kinds of batteries or drug tests. Instead, they would produce a steady stream of publications about chemical words in their parochial journals, and these publications would refer to each other, thus mimicking in a formal way a behavior of their academic colleagues who did actual Chemistry with chemicals. Some of the scholars would then extend their logomachy to general propositions; for example the thesis that the lengths of terms like “coordination complex” and “dissociation constant” defined the general structure of the university, of human society, and of the universe. Conjectures of this kind would be routinely referred to as “Theory”, thus imitating a status like that of the atomic theory and the kinetic theory of gases. As a result of this mimicry and these “Theory” exercises, scholars of Critical Chem Studies would rise through the ranks into committees which made decisions about employment, departments, and curriculum in academe; and in time they would also ascend into administration.
They might next get it into their heads that the University should endorse specific political doctrines, particularly ones focussed on certain favorite words— such as “Dilution”, “Equilibrium”, and “Ionization“. These magic words and their acronym, repeated in innumerable notices, memoranda, statements, and edicts, would establish a new, conventional monoculture in the groves of academe. A new bureaucracy would be set up to make sure that everyone in the groves demonstrated fealty to the three magic words in all their teaching, research, writing, correspondence, reading, recreation, thoughts, and dreams—or at least said they did.
I wish I could take that as fully fictional, but there are some areas of the philosophy of science that are almost that bad. The thing is, they didn’t rise to power, not really, but some of their ideas fit into the other ‘critical’ theories. There are so many people who are willing to claim that science is just a social construct, and there is some level of truth to it since our social structure determines what science we choose to do, and how we interpret it, but it isn’t just a social construct. Some things are real; whether we are able to define them completely accurately or not, we may never know, but we are able to make predictions that work out.
Idea laundering. It’s exactly how the Genderist movement has proceeded, using the machinery of academia to give their nonsense the appearance of scientific legitimacy while completely bypassing science itself.
What worries me is the extent to which the university has been corrupted by this phenomenon. Are we past the point of recovery, or is there still hope of saving it?
sigh … Reading some of these posts often triggers a reminder of “cis-trans” [sic] isomerism in chemistry (not always the same as the more up to date E–Z isomerism).
I was expecting the next word to be “gloria”, for some reason.
At least the old alchemists tended to acknowledge the difference between gold and non-gold. Today they would be arguing that the word “gold” has only ever meant whatever it had to mean to make that lump of lead gold, and the idea that being gold has anything to do with such crude physical characteristics as proton numbers is a recent Western invention inextricably linked to racism and cultural imperialism.
@Sackbut #4: You are just a few days late.