New role
Why is Devin Nunes walking? To take up an awesome opportunity to run a new Media Thingy invented by Donald Trump! (Actually because redistricting has made it hard for him to get re-elected.) Who is better at inventing awesome new media thingies than Donald Trump??? He’s invented about six of them since he lost the election, and they’re all so successful that they make Twitter and Facebook look like the local coffee shop’s noticeboard.
Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) officially resigned from Congress on Monday to become the CEO of ex-President Donald Trump’s new media venture, Trump Media and Technology Group (TMTG).
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The California Republican’s plans for resignation were revealed in early December. Trump claimed in a statement at the time that Nunes would be an “excellent” CEO for the company, which has been working on the launch of a new social network called “TRUTH Social” as an alternative to Twitter.
Ah yes. Trump thinks “social” is short for “social media.”
Nunes, a former dairy farmer with no professional experience in media, touted his new role as an opportunity to “allow for the free flow of ideas and expression without censorship” on the Internet.
Including planning genocides, yes?
While in Congress, Nunes filed multiple goofy lawsuits against his critics on Twitter, including people pretending to be his mom and a cow in order to troll him.
How about TRUTH COW Social?
OOOH new names for his social media platform.
How about SLAPPstick
Or NONumesense
Or Total Nunessence Media
The Thin Skinny
Oh hell, my bid is for Ratfuckerdaily
Well, Let’s call it Trump Twitter, because like his airlines, his wine, his steak, his real estate university, and everything he puts his name on, it’s got to make brazilians of dollars.
As guidance for Devin, perhaps he could model it on Gettr – make it look just like Twitter with the only exception being more right wing.
Yes, the first name that springs to my mind when I hear the words “Media” and “Technology” is “Trump,” who Knows More About Everything Than Anybody. Ever. Really. I picture a (physically) grown man sitting behind the wheel of a large motor vehicle, making “vroom vroom” sounds.
Trump is a less than useless figurehead, an emptiness within an empty name that is on its way to becoming an anti-brand. He’s not smart enough to hire people who know more about setting up something like this than he does, because according to him, nobody does. He is forever reliant on the support of a pool of gullible
fuckerssuckers to sustain any venture he launches., a pool of marks that is being whittled away by COVID-19. I remember Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, and Trump U, the Trump Taj Mahal Casino, among other evanescent Trump schemes. Where are they now? Anyone stupid and sleazy enough to work for him willingly is only going to be helping him auger this latest doomed vanity project into the ground.My point exactly.
Wants an uncensored site but files lawsuits against detractors. Um…ok. Going the way of Donnie’s other wildly successful businesses then. :P
Cross post. Make that “vanity projects”, good one YNNB.
Running a casino into the ground can’t be an often used talent, but Donnie has the knack! :P