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Hahahahahahaha I love it when that happens.
It happened to me once. I was arguing with some guy in comments at Crooked Timber (this was a long time ago) and he told me I would benefit from reading this amusing satirical guide to rhetoric on a website called Butterflies and Wheels. That was fun.
I see he tried to scuttle away, only to have JKR note it for the record. Personally, I think you should own your mistakes and try to learn from them rather than keep making them.
Seems like quite a good plan, yes.
Sorry I’m too stupid (or ignorant) to know what this is about. Could someone explain?
Athel @3 Beardsplainer was originally claiming that Lampert was denying LGB people were also targeted by Nazis (but he used LGBTQA+ instead) which she wasn’t. Lampert wrote an article specifically about this here >> http://www.uncancelled.co.uk/tie-world/stop-the-lazy-and-insulting-holocaust-metaphors/
Beardsplainer referred Lampert to her own article in his attempt to show how trans people are the most marginalized group in all human history (which it doesn’t), because of course they are. :P
BTW, Tom Coates (AKA Bearsplainer) immediately blocked Lampert and has since locked his twitter account. :D
Bearsplainer? No that’s a typo. Beardsplainer rather.
Bearsplainers would be more fun.
How I learned about fire safety all those years ago. ;)
When we were kids visiting Glacier National Park, a park ranger told us how to tell if the bear chasing you is a black bear or a grizzly bear. Climb up a tree; if the bear climbs up after you, it’s a black bear; if it shakes the tree down, it’s a grizzly.
WaM, doesn’t that pair with this joke?
Hikers who visit this forest should be aware that both black bears and grizzly bears can be found here. We suggest the following precautions for your safety.
Please wear small bells on your clothing to alert wildlife of your presence so they stay away. Please have pepper spray with you at all times in case you should actually come in contact with a bear.
You can identify if there are bears in the area and what kind based on the feces you see on the ground. In black bear poop you can see traces of plants and berrier whereas grizzly bear poop contains small bells and smells of pepper.
Also always take a few people along that you can run faster than. :D
Rob,
At least your version gives you a chance at survival.
WaM, I think I recall seeing a versions that says “… black bear poop you can see traces of plants and berries, and bells…”, so maybe not.
It happened to me once in an academic paper attempting to rebut some of my work. They’d cited my own paper on the subject, basically saying “well Smith [whenever] says you’re talking bollocks”.
Admittedly, that wasn’t so much fun.