The year of Republican redemption arcs
Now that Allied Forces have once again taken Washington, everyone is ashamed of being a Nazi.
I told you.
I did. I told you.
2021 gonna be the year of Republican redemption arcs. Why, I, um, I never liked that guy anyway! It’s true! No, really, I was, uh, RESISTING FROM INSIDE, yeah! That’s it, resisting from inside. Uh, uh, Defund the Police! Yeah! I’m one of you! <takes a knee>
We’ll call it The General John F. Kelly Defense
Kelly was mouthing off on MSNBC the other night, as if he were some kind of resistance hero. It’s enough to make you puke.
Here’s George Will’s take:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trump-hawley-and-cruz-will-each-wear-the-scarlet-s-of-a-seditionist/2021/01/06/65b0ad1a-506c-11eb-bda4-615aaefd0555_story.html
Alexandra Petri: I see no choice but to resign from this Death Star as it begins to explode: