Not as nice as Cancun
“Orlando is awesome. It’s not as nice as Cancun, but it’s nice,” Cruz began, referring to the scandal he sparked when he left storm-ravaged Texas for Cancun with his family last week.
A child died in his bed in storm-ravaged Texas, but heeheehahahoho let’s make jokes about it anyway.
Here are some other highlights from Cruz’s speech:
Mask-wearing is virtue-signaling: “We’re gonna wear masks for the next 300 years,” Cruz said. “And by the way, not just one mask — two, three, four — you can’t have too many masks! How much virtue do you wanna signal?”
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There were no “Black Lives Matter” demonstrations in Houston last year because of the Second Amendment: “In Houston where I live, I have to tell you, there weren’t any rioters because let’s be very clear, if there had been, they would discover what the state of Texas thinks about the 2nd amendment right to keep and bear arms,” Cruz said.
By “rioters” of course he means BLM protesters. He definitely does not mean those nice people who tore up the Capitol and killed 3 cops.
Cruz, even for a politician, is clearly a nasty piece of work. Which is saying something.
“Hur hur, woulda been funny if we shot up a bunch of peaceful protesters. There were no people protesting police violence in Houston because that protest would have been met with violence.”
Yup.
Orlando is a horrible place. Doesn’t surprise me that Cruz loves it.
“I tried to flee the disaster of mismanagement that my state is but got caught… Teehee”
Also, sorry for the pedantry, but it’s “Cancún”.
Damn, I have to go to Orlando next week, hope I don’t catch anything. Wish I knew what was so “awesome” about it… :(
twiliter, could it be because the most common thing to hear there is ‘Aw, I hate it here’?
I have never been to Disney World, which has been Orlando’s claim to fame and glory since it was constructed, so I don’t have any particular opinion about it, but it does explain why CPAC has Trump’s gold statue wearing sandals and shorts which is stereotypically Florida. But the most ridiculous thing is the Disneyesque Tinkerbell wand he’s holding. I wonder if the dipshits know how creepy and revolting that thing is, or maybe that’s the point.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/02/26/cpac-delegates-stick-donald-trump/6831565002/