Meandering and full of insults
Trump is very mad about the Supreme Court ruling. He’s so mad that he put out a “statement,” as if that’s going to change anything. Nobody has to do what he says any more, so his statements are just so much hot air.
Donald Trump’s yearslong quest to prevent the public, Congress, or law-enforcement officials from seeing his tax statements came to a resounding end with a unanimous Supreme Court ruling. He did not take the defeat in stride. Instead, the former president released a statement that, even by Trumpian standards, brims with anger.
Trump’s response bears every hallmark of an authentically Trump-authored text, as opposed to the knockoff versions produced by his aides. It is meandering, filled with run-on sentences, gratuitous insults, and exclamation points. Trump’s position on the tax returns rests on a series of assertions, ranging from his false claim that Robert Mueller found “No Collusion” to his insistence that he actually won the 2020 election to his extremely ironic complaint that prosecutors targeting their political opponents is “fascism, not justice.” (Trump, of course, spent his presidency publicly demanding his Attorneys General investigate his political rivals.)
It was MAGA when he did it, it’s fascism when anyone else does it (to him).
His outpouring of rage that Manhattan district attorney Cyrus Vance will finally have access to his financial documents suggests the only plausible reason for Trump’s evident dismay: He is very scared of being charged with crimes.
I do hope he goes to prison.
So, he’s Antifa now? It’s so hard keeping up!
“I’m rubber and you’re glue, anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.”
— Donald J. Dipshit
I don’t want to see him in jail. American jails seem to be quite comfortable for the Elites.
I want to see him unable to do anything but fight losing court case after losing court case, to see all his assets expended in lawyer’s fees, unable to do anything except say “Yes, Your Honour. No, Your Honour.” I want to see his face as those he thought of as paid and bought off flounce through the courts damning him.
I hope he gets a stroke and suffers from “long” Covid, but that’s just me…
Eric Trump’s stupid remarks are broadcast, at least on my news feed. Why? How are they at all newsworthy? It’s not as if he has ever held public office or knows anything.
The CNN reading of Trump’s statement is comedy gold–the flat, emotionless recitation of his words, the parenthetical fact check, the guy on top cracking up, and John Dean keeping a straight face throughout.
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/02/22/supreme-court-tax-ruling-trump-statement-keilar-nr-vpx.cnn
The Borowitz report today nailed it:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report