Sir please stay away sir
It’s not as if they’re not trying to persuade Trump not to kill them.
On 16 April, the White House issued guidelines for the nation’s slow reemergence from lockdown. But the next day, rather than promote his own administration’s advice, Donald Trump tweeted demands to immediately “LIBERATE MICHIGAN”, “LIBERATE MINNESOTA” and “LIBERATE VIRGINIA”. At every step of the crisis, say public health experts, the president has undermined the government’s efforts.
Now, local officials are begging Trump to cancel his planned rally in Tulsa this weekend amid a surge of coronavirus cases in Oklahoma, one of six US states to report record numbers of infections in recent days.
No, he’s not going to do that, but he is going to shout insensitive bullshit at Ahmaud Arbery’s mother on Twitter. Will that do?
We move from the tortured syntax of Ivanka’s tweet to the shouting nonsense of her father’s tweet. This family needs to leave the White House as soon as possible so we can try to put the country back together.
Now, now, iknklast, that’s enhanced interrogation syntax.
Forgive me, Colin, I keep losing my euphemism dictionary. It’s getting too big to lift anyway, between the euphemisms used by reporters to describe Trump speeches and the ones used by the woke to describe everything from women to…women.