It will take about 3 seconds
See?
This is what his Tulsa “speech on race” (if that is what he’s doing in Tulsa next week) will be like. He’ll read it haltingly and clumsily, tilting his head back and forth for no reason, in a flat croaking voice that makes it clear that he has no idea what he’s saying or why he’s saying it. And he’ll say “it” will go very easily and quickly and easily. Yes, certainly, and that’s why we haven’t done it all this time.
I’m sure he’ll mostly break into ad libs about how much black people love him (and call him Sir? – that might be an awkward look), how he won a landside – hugest win ever – even though all those (black and hispanic) people got bussed in. It’ll be a shit show, but his base will cheer and lap it up.
Trump composes tweet. “RACISTS, STOP BEING RACIST NOW! OR I WILL MAKE YOU STOP!”
There, that oughta do it, he thinks. He clicks “send,” then orders up another round of cheeseburgers. I am the bestest president ever!