Inject disinfectants
The Guardian has more notes on Trump’s accelerating mental decay:
Maybe we should insert some cleaning products in people?
“Supposing you brought the light inside the body – either through the skin or some other way,” Trump wondered. He also mused about ways to use disinfectants on people, “by injections inside or almost a cleaning.”
“It’d be interesting to check that,” the president said. “You’d have to use medical doctors.”
That would be interesting. That would be very interesting. Let’s try it on Trump. Let’s inject some disinfectants inside Trump, starting with his brain. We’d have to use medical doctors. Can we start now?
The DHS’s Bryan is asked about the president’s suggestions that disinfectants be injected into a person.
“We don’t do that within our lab,” Bryan said.
Party-poopers.
“Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t work,” Trump interjected — but disinfectants like isopropyl alcohol definitely has an effect on “stationary objects.”
Great, get a firm grip on Trump and shove it right on in there.
“Medical doctors,” should see “if there any way to apply light and heat to cure”, the president said. He asked Dr Deborah Birx if that’s possible.
Fevers are the body’s way of apply heat to treat itself, but she hasn’t heard of it being used as a treatment, she responded.
“It’s just a suggestion,” Trump said. “If heat is good and if sunlight is good, that’s a great thing as far as I’m concerned.”
He’s right. Sunlight is good and heat is good – the more the better. We should think about moving the earth a lot closer to the sun to take advantage of the benefits of sunlight. We should also put people who have the virus in very hot rooms in front of windows facing south, and heat the virus out of them. Trump is very science.
Shall we start a pool for the first fatality from self-injected cleaning products by a wingnut? I’ll take Sunday.
Will it be as effective if I rolled a spliff using a disinfectant wipe as the paper? Or maybe I should start vaping but using Dettol instead of whatever it is that vapers vape.
Light could work…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_–_Annihilate!
Which radio/television crackpot put this idea in his head? The dictator in Belarus was plugging vodka and saunas a few weeks back.
JtD, at least vodka and saunas would feel good while they lasted. (Well, the vodka might for a short time, until you took in excessive amounts of it. The next morning would be a bear.)