If sun, sun itself
More of Trump’s sarcasm:
I do think this – I do think disinfectant on the hands could have a very good effect. Now Bill az gone back to check that in the laboratory, you know it’s an amazing laboratory, by the way, it’s amazing, the work that they do. So [rubbing his hands together vigorously] he’s going to check…because…it’s a hard surface, this is a hard surface [meaning, his hands, which he rubs together some more so we’ll understand], I guess maybe depending on whose hands yer talking about, right, but thiss sa hard surface [rubbing hands demonstratively] and disinfectant – [flinging himself back in his chair with passion] disinfectant has an unbelievable – it wipes it out.
Ok so to sum up so far – hands are a hard surface and disinfectant wipes “it” out on a hard surface, so…the GI tract is also a hard surface, just like hands, so it will totally work? Also, sir, is this part of the sarcasm?
Then it becomes about sun and heat and humidity. Wipes it out, he says. Well awesome, then we can all just take hot showers twice a day and we’ll be fine, right?
So I said how do we do it inside the body or even outside the body with the hands, with disinfectant, I think it would work, he thinks it would work –
So…he’s learned that disinfectant works on hard surfaces, and that hands can be cleaned, and he’s somehow decided that hands are hard surfaces, but I’m still not seeing the part of the path where he gets to the inside. It’s something to do with the hands, but what? Does he think we should scrub our hands really well and then scoop up some disinfectant and stick our hands down our throats and into our stomachs? Or what? The little fella is trying so hard to explain but there’s still just that crucial piece missing.
But you use it when you’re doing your hands, I guess that’s one of the reasons they say wash ya hands, but whether it’s washing your hands or disinfectant on ya hands, it’s very good. So…they’re gonna start looking at that, and there is a way of, you know, that if light, if sun [pointing excitedly], sun itself
And there the clip ends.
This will undo all the damage he did yesterday, for sure.
I could only get as far as “… this is a hard surface …” before I had to stop I could stand hearing him talk.
But that got me thinking, I would love to his words voiced by a 5 year old or thereabouts. It would probably sound normal and possibly even endearing in the sense of watching a child’s development. We need a funny person who can sound like a child do all his speeches with all the stutters, pauses, inflections, pacing etc. Who’s the actress that does Lisa Simpson? Ah Yeardley Smith, I bet she could do it but with a younger voice than Lisa’s.
It would be funny, but it would be most unfair to contaminate a child’s mind that way.
That reminds me of the Haribo adverts we have here, like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNfKnbNscdE
Ugh, those Haribo adverts give me the creeps. Anyway, for some reason seeing Trump referred to as “the little fella” had me laughing for ages.
Whoever that is behind Trump’s right shoulder seems to be having difficulty keeping his feelings in check. His hands are fidgeting nervously on and off throughout but at around the 1:10 mark he appears to be acting out what his mind is thinking. After scratching the back of one hand in a way that looks more like he’s trying to suppress a choking action he finally loses it and starts punching his hands together, obviously imagining the bosses head between them.
@OB Agreed, that’s why I suggested Lisa’s voice actress in the end.
@latsot Yes that’s the effect I was envisioning.
Mike – oh yes so you did. I was musing on the voiced by a 5 year old part, and thinking about the brilliant job that woman did of lip-synching it, and forgot the part where you said about the voice actress. Kind of trumpy of me.
To be completely honest my reply contains a little bit of retcon. :^)
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