He hired an excellent proxy
Trump hired someone to take the SATs for him.
He’ll be screaming at us all day long.
Mary Trump wrote in her tell-all, set to be published next week, that Trump paid a proxy to take the SAT for him, according to The New York Times, which obtained a copy of the book and reported on the passage Tuesday.
“The high score the proxy earned for him, Ms. Trump adds, helped the young Mr. Trump to later gain admittance as an undergraduate to the University of Pennsylvania’s prestigious Wharton business school,” The Times reported.
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Though in 2011 he hounded President Barack Obama for not turning over his college transcripts, Trump has never revealed any similar information about his time at Wharton, where he has claimed he graduated first in his class.
Last. He meant last. He was holding it upside down. He was asleep in class the day they explained right side up.
Last summer, Penn instituted a policy of revoking degrees if a graduate is found to have provided false information in an admission application, cheated on an exam, or tampered with records, The Daily Pennsylvanian reported.
Welp, that’s something to look forward to.
Countdown to “but Ted Kennedy had someone take an exam for him at Harvard!” rebuttals.
(Regarding which: (1) he was caught and expelled; (2) he’s dead; and (3) I never cared much for Teddy or any of the Kennedys.)
My sources tell me that Trump received a very high grade in Tyranny 101.
Per the Washington Post, his sister Maryanne did his homework for him, but of course she couldn’t take the test for him.
What? They would dare to challenge a woman who claimed to be a man? Are the testers transphobic, or something?
Well, that explains why he hounded Obama; Trump had cheated, so – obviously – Obama had cheated too. Everybody cheats.
That’s the ‘theory of mind’ that a narcissist has. Projection is all they are capable of.
iknklast,
Those were less woke times.
@iknklast;
Much less woke; they did not believe she was who she said she was.