Guest post: A truly unique police procedural
Originally a comment by Your Name’s not Bruce? on Living azza.
I don’t know, maybe guys like Skye Morden are constantly saying to themselves (sotto voce) “I am a woman I am a woman I am a woman” ad infinitum. It sounds horribly distracting, but maybe it does the trick.
I believe the formula is most effective when repeated in ALL CAPS, like the preferred repetition of TWAW. I also am of the understanding that the minimum number of reps is five for best results.
Distraction is of no consequence, so long as one achieves confirmation and validation (or at least compliance/acquiescence), which is a much higher priority than actual policing. Perhaps PC Morden will be put onto limerick duty on twitter, to ensure Purity ond Orthodoxy in all publicly expressed thought.
Why do I fail to see it as healthy or normal for a police force to humour and encourage somebody’s delusion or paraphilia in this way? Would a police force recruit and accept an officer who’d come out as Otherkin, or Furry, and allow them to patrol the streets in fluffy tail and ears? What if they were to shoot Jolyon Maugham in self defence? Assignment to the K-9 unit might result in unintended struggles for dominance and territory. Mind you, it might also give new subject material for the BBC natural history unit, or be the basis for a truly unique police procedural programme.
As Gertrude Stein wrote, “a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose”. A university English professor maintained that the repetition “made it more of a rose”. I disputed that, and did not do well in that course.
“Would a police force recruit and accept an officer who’d come out as Otherkin, or Furry, and allow them to patrol the streets in fluffy tail and ears?”
I assume the question is intended as a reductio ad absurdum, inviting the answer “of course they wouldn’t!”. But having seen a picture of the Chief Constable of the West MIdlands force wearing a pair of rainbow angel wings in the company of two beefy trans women, I suspect the correct answer is “why on earth wouldn’t they? Bigot!”
“Would a police force recruit and accept an officer who’d come out as Otherkin, or Furry, and allow them to patrol the streets in fluffy tail and ears?”
I don’t know, but it would make a great TV show.