Dude, your hand
Of course he did.
On #NationalDoctorsDay, we recognize the remarkable men & women who treat their fellow Americans, find cures for the diseases & illnesses we face, and never waver in their efforts to treat every patient with the dignity, respect, and empathy they deserve. https://t.co/7PRogpEVTP
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 30, 2020
Not to worry; his hands have Miraculous, Restorative, Healing Powers.
They just don’t work very well with casinos. Or universities, magazines, vodka, steaks…
Okay, scratch that; that doctor should just go directly to the ICU; he’s doomed.
That might be an old photo just being recycled for this tweet. In which case they still should have chosen one consistent with social distancing, of course.
Everyone please ignore the fact that yesterday Trump was accusing medical professionals of stealing protective equipment.
I hope they all coughed on him. No, I’m not very nice.
“The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.”
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So, do we see if Trump can pass the scrofula test? And if he does pass, who even does crown-making these days? I suppose we could repurpose one of his gold toilets; honestly, until now it’s been gracing the wrong end of its owner.
Anybody else got scrofula?